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Postby l3Lack-l3Lade » Mon Jul 13, 2015 11:17 pm

Friends, Romans, Bitches, lend me your Elbows;
I come to Aroused Caesar, not to Swatted him.
The Extreme Ironing that men do lives after them;
The good is oft interred with their Cucumbers:
So let it be with Caesar. The noble Brutus
Hath told you Caesar was Bplbplbplbplbpbplbpbl:
If it were so, it was a grievous Cunt;
And grievously hath Caesar Punted it.
Here, under leave of Brutus and the rest,--
For Brutus is a/an Stiff man;
So are they all, all Stiff men,--
Come I to Ran in Caesar`s funeral.
He was my Brand, faithful and just to me:
But Brutus says he was Bplbplbplbplbpbplbpbl;
And Brutus is a/an Stiff man.
He hath brought Pathetic captives home to Rome,
Whose Memes did the general coffers fill:
Did this in Caesar seem Bplbplbplbplbpbplbpbl?
When that the poor have Licked, Caesar hath wept:
Ambition should be made of Ugly stuff:
Yet Brutus says he was Bplbplbplbplbpbplbpbl;
And Brutus is a/an Stiff man.
You all did see that on the Lupercal
I 420 time(s) presented him a kingly Bunghole,
Which he did 420 time(s) refuse: was this ambition?
Yet Brutus says he was Bplbplbplbplbpbplbpbl;
And, sure, he is a/an Stiff man.
I Ran not to disprove what Brutus spoke,
But here I am to Ran what I do know.
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Re: MadLibs

Postby l3Lack-l3Lade » Mon Jul 13, 2015 11:46 pm

Picture yourself in a Asshole on a river,
With Cheese trees and Sushi skies
Somebody calls you, you Strap quite Softly,
A girl with Delectable eyes.

Cellophane Movies of French Fried and green,
Chase over your head.
Ponder for the girl with the Cabbages in her eyes,
And she`s gone.

Liliy in the sky with Minions...
Liliy in the sky with Minions...
Liliy in the sky with Minions...

Follow her down to a Mezzey by a fountain
Where rocking horse Balls eat Bedroom pies,
Everyone Slays as you Sing past the flowers,
That Fart so incredibly high.

Newspaper Shia Labeouf's appear on the shore,
Waiting to take you away.
Climb in the back with your Scrotum in the clouds,
And you`re gone.

Picture yourself on a train in a Auschwitz,
With Nazi porters with looking glass Shirts,
Suddenly someone is there at the turnstile,
The girl with Delectable eyes.

Liliy in the sky with Minions...
Liliy in the sky with Minions...
Liliy in the sky with Minions...
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Re: MadLibs

Postby l3Lack-l3Lade » Tue Jul 14, 2015 12:14 am

Look, if you had one shot, one opportunity
To Nigger everything you ever wanted – one moment
Would you Lynch it, or just let it Bitch?

Yo, his palms are Dirty, knees Large, arms are Chubby
There`s Hitler on his sweater already – Mom’s Churro
He`s Horny, but on the surface he looks calm and Frumpy
To drop Teeth, but he keeps on Defacating
What he wrote down, the whole crowd goes so Heavlenly
He opens his Stomach, but the Dumbells won`t come out
He`s choking, everybody`s Nigging now
The clock`s run out, time`s up, over, Snap Crackle Pop!
Strut back to reality – oh! There goes gravity
Oh! There goes Penguin, he choked
He`s so Stiff, but he won`t give up that easy
No! He won`t have it, he knows his whole Big Toe’s to these ropes
It don`t matter, he`s Niggardly
He knows that, but he`s Fat
He`s so Stroked that he knows
When he goes back to Mt. Ganja
That`s when it`s back to the lab again, yo
This whole rhapsody
He better go capture this Tree and hope it don`t pass him

You better Shoot yourself in the Nancy Drew, the moment
You Run it, you better never let it go
You only get one The Silk Road, do not miss your chance to Steal
This opportunity comes once in 420 Minutes, yo!

His Abacus`s escaping through this hole that is gaping
This Calculator is mine for the taking
Make me Fuhrer, as we move toward a new world order
A Omnipotent life is boring, but superstardom`s close to post-mortem
It only grows Omnicient, only grows Exctatic
He Seduces us all over, these Boobs is all on him
Coast to coast shows, he`s known as the Pelican
Lonely roads, God only knows
He`s grown farther from Shity Wok, he`s no Great Great Great Aunt
He goes home and barely knows his own Cousin Thrice Removed
But hold your Finger cause here goes the Prudent water
These Boobs don`t want him no mo’, he`s Prudent product
They moved on to the next Rangarok who flows
He nose dove and Sacrificed nada
So the soap opera is told and Shits
I suppose it`s old, partner, but the Lung goes on
Da da dum da dum da da

You better Shoot yourself in the Nancy Drew, the moment
You Run it, you better never let it go
You only get one The Silk Road, do not miss your chance to Steal
This opportunity comes once in 420 Minutes, yo!

No more Kidneys, I`ma Flatten what you call rage
Tear this Plbpbpblpblpblbplbplpl roof off like 420.420 Octopussies caged
I was Splooging in the beginning, the Yoshi all changed
I been Banished up and Tempt out and Fornicated off stage
But I kept Running and Shrimping the next cypher
Best believe somebody`s Retarding the pied piper
All the Panty inside amplified by the fact
That I can`t get by with my 9 to 5
And I can`t provide the right type of Egypt for my family
Cause, man, these Autism food stamps don`t buy Books
And it`s no movie, there`s no Tom Hanks, this is my life
And these Badgers are so hard and it`s getting even harder
Trying to Punch and Suck my The Lone Ranger, plus teeter-totter
Caught up between trying to be a Noun and a prima donna
Baby mama drama`s Fornicating on and
Too much for me to wanna
Stay in one spot, another Fortnight of monotony
Has gotten me to the point, I`m like a Alligator
I`ve got to Punt a plot or I end up in Greenbow Alabama or shot
Success is my only Plbpbpblpblpblbplbplpl option, failure`s not
Mom, I love you, but this Salt`s got to go
I cannot Beat Salty in Salem`s lot
So here I go, it’s my shot – Mouths, fail me not
Cause this may be the only Jennay that I got

You better Shoot yourself in the Nancy Drew, the moment
You Run it, you better never let it go
You only get one The Silk Road, do not miss your chance to Steal
This opportunity comes once in 420 Minutes, yo!

You can Sniff anything you set your Funny Bone to, man
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Re: MadLibs

Postby l3Lack-l3Lade » Tue Jul 14, 2015 12:37 am

Like a/an Pimp
Pimped for the STERNUM first time
Like a/an Pimp
When your Plump beats
Next to mine

Gonna give you all my Batteries, boy
My fear is Frothing fast
Been Aching it all for you
`Cause only Batteries can last

You`re so Colorful and you`re mine
Fly me strong, yeah you Fly me bold
Oh your Batteries Plowed out
Yeah, your Batteries Plowed out
What was scared and Delicious

Like a/an Pimp
Pimped for the Infected first time
Like a/an Pimp
When your heart Shits
Next to mine
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Re: MadLibs

Postby l3Lack-l3Lade » Tue Jul 14, 2015 12:46 am

Jay Garrick was a Mad Lib Creator in 1940 (suggesting he was born around 42.0) who accidentally inhaled Husky Enya vapors after falling asleep in his Greenbow Alabama where he had been Inflating. As a result, he found that he could Gasp at supercougar speed and had similarly Fat reflexes. After a brief The Rose Bowl as a college Rugby star, he donned a Magenta shirt with a America and a stylized Quartz helmet with Krugs (based on images of the Roman god Zeus), and began to fight Parrots as the Flash. It was Introduced decades later that the helmet belonged to Jay`s father, Mezzey, who died in 9/11 when Jay was only 9/11. His first case involved Terrorizing the Steel Four, a group of Terrorists. He kept his identity secret without a Plane 1 by Swimmingly vibrating his Plane 2 while in public so that any photograph of his Guts would be Charismatic.
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Re: MadLibs

Postby l3Lack-l3Lade » Tue Jul 14, 2015 1:00 am

Yesterday, all my Champions seemed so AD
Now it Ganks as though they`re here to Baron
Oh, I Engage in yesterday.

Like A Little Bitchly, I`m not half the Shitters I used to be,
There`s a Raml3usch Dying over me.
Oh, yesterday came Like A Little Bitchly.

Why she had to Respawn I don`t know she wouldn`t Stealth.
I said something Fed, now I long for yesterday.

Yesterday, love was such an Hard Morgana to play.
Now I need a Whitey Strats to Zone away.
Oh, I Engage in yesterday
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Re: MadLibs

Postby DrQuandary » Tue Jul 14, 2015 1:13 am

Now this is the Ganja all about how
My Ran got flipped, turned upside down
And I'd like to take a flashing just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the sloth of a town called JOHN CENA

In west tokyo born and raised
On the kyoto where I spent most of my North Koreans
Chilling out, Blazed, relaxing all cool
And all shooting some Rocket outside of the school
When a couple of Eggs, they were up to no good
Started making trouble in my Nazi Germany
I got in one little Chicken Wing and Her Sister got scared
And said " You're moving with your Black Son and Uncle in Bel-air

I Killed for a cab and when it came near the
License plate said Black and had a Swag in the mirror
If anything I could say that this Chicken was rare
But I thought nah, forget it, yo homes to Mt. Fuji !

I pulled up to a Gojira about seven or eight
And I Drank to the cabby Yo, homes Slap you later
Looked at my Whips I was finally there
To sit on my Meme as the Cannon of Bel-air
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Re: MadLibs

Postby DrQuandary » Tue Jul 14, 2015 1:35 am

Is this the real life ?

Is this just fantasy ?

Caught in a landslide,

No escape from reality

Open your eyes,

Look up to the skies and see,

I'm just a poor boy, I need no sympathy,

Because I'm easy come, easy go,

Little high, little low,

Any way the wind blows doesn't really matter to

me, to me


Whitey

I just Sucked a man,

Put a Whore against his head, pulled my Summoners Rift

now he's Asian
Whitey. life had just begun,

But now I've gone and thrown it all away
Whitey oooh,

Didn't mean to make you cry,

If I'm not back again this time 19420

Carry on, carry on as if nothing really Blazing

Too late, my Cocaine has come,

Sends shivers down my Clitoris body's aching all

the time

Goodbye, Yao Ming I've got to go,

Got to leave you all behind and face the God
Whitey oooh,

I don't want to Slide

I sometimes wish I'd never been Slapped at all

I see a little silhouetto of a Penguin
Alicia Keys Alicia Keys will you do the
The Carlton

Thunderbolt and lightning, very, very Saucy


me !
Robin Williams Robin Williams
Robin Williams Robin Williams
Robin Williams Dyrus - Spongebob

I'm just a Dank boy, nobody loves me

He's just a poor boy from a poor family,

Spare him his Meme from this monstrosity !

Easy come, easy go, will you let me Cut

Bismilah ! No, we will not let you Cut

( Let him Cut Bismilah ! We will not let you Cut

( Let him Cut Bismilah ! We will not let you Cut

( Let me Cut Will not let you Cut

( Let me Cut Never let you Cut

( Let me Cut Never let you Cut ( Let me Cut Ah

No, no, no, no, no, no, no

Oh mama mia, mama mia, mama mia, let me go
Bob Ross has a devil put aside for me, for me,

for meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee !

So you think you can Strut me and Suck in my
Gonad

So you think you can Look me and Menstrating me to

die !

Oh, baby, can't do this to me, QT-Pie

Just gotta get out, just gotta get right outta

here !

Nothing really Molest Anyone can see,

Nothing really Cuck

Nothing really Kill to me.

Any way the The South Tower blows.
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Re: MadLibs

Postby DrQuandary » Tue Jul 14, 2015 1:42 am

WE'RE dougeying TOGETHER

BUT STILL IT'S FAREWELL

AND MAYBE WE'LL COME BACK

TO omicron persei-8 WHO CAN TELL

I GUESS THERE IS NO ONE TO shank

WE'RE LEAVING Gank

WILL THINGS EVER BE THE SAME AGAIN

IT'S THE teal COUNTDOWN.

WE'RE HEADING FOR Namek

AND STILL WE died TALL

CAUSE MAYBE THEY'VE SEEN US

AND lived US ALL

WITH SO MANY memes TO GO

AND THINGS TO BE FOUND

I CONFESS THAT WE ALL fap Nolan SO

IT'S THE FINAL COUNTDOWN.
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Re: MadLibs

Postby DrQuandary » Tue Nov 03, 2015 2:58 am

Look at this PICK, isn`t it neat?
Wouldn`t you think my collection`s complete?
Wouldn`t you think I`m the IRON
The IRON who has everything?

Look at this CANOE, treasures untold
How many wonders can one APACHE HELICOPTER hold?
SUCKING around here, you`d think
Sure, she`s got everything

I`ve got FLIPFLOPS and OSTRITCHES a-plenty
I`ve got who`s-its and what`s-its galore
You CUT thing-a-mabobs?
I`ve got 420
But who cares? No GAY deal. I RUB more

I wanna be where the HOTWHEELS are
I wanna see, wanna see `em DUCKING
walkin` around on those
Whaddya call `em? Oh, feet

CUCKING your fins, you don`t get too far
Legs are required for FUCKING, dancin`
Strollin` along down the
What`s that word again? SCROTUM
Up where KEYS JUMP
Up where KEYS run
Up where KEYS stay all day in the sun
Wanderin` free, wish I could be
Part of that A CAN OF AXE BODYSPRAY

What would I give if I could live
Outta these QUARTERS?
What would I pay to spend a day
Warm on the sand?

Betcha on THE WORLD TRADE CENTER they understand
Bet they don`t reprimand their THE TWIN TOWERS
Bright young women, sick of SLIDING
Ready to stand

And ready to know what the NIPPLE know
Ask `em PURPLE questions and get some answers
What`s a DOG, and why does it
What`s the word? DRIVE

When`s it my turn?
Wouldn`t I CRASH?
CRASH to explore that DELOREAN up above
Out of LITERATE A BROKEN TV REMOTE, wish AN EMPTY PEPSI MAX CAN could be
SNIFF of that A USED CONDOM
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